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.hack F'D UP~chapter 1~
It begins at the hot springs, where .hack//gift left us. Three certain player characters were caught.
Mimiru and BT [yelling at Crim]: What the hell were you doing!? -Mimiru is beating Crim with her baseball bat-
Crim: I - ow - the truth is - ow.... stop - i am gay. It was Sora's idea - ow- the truth is, i am really gay.
- Everyone looks at Crim, shocked, and then to Sora -
BT: You little pervert!
Sora: I'm outta here. BOING! -he flies away on puppet strings-
Meanwhile, Subaru is beating the living crap out of Ginkan.
Subaru [is still nude]: YOU FUCKER!!! -beats-
Ginkan: oww.... Subaru-sama..... somehow i am enjoying this..... oops.....
Subaru: WHAT DID YOU SAY!? -kicks his ass even harder-
Meanwhile.... somewhere else at the hot springs.... Elk is crying in Tsukasa's arms.
Elk: And then.... -sob- Mia raped me...... -cries-
Tsukasa: There, there, buddy, its ok.... -pats-
Annnnnd....... somewhere else........ Kite has managed to get up the courage to ask Blackrose out.......
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